I am overweight. Here it is. I am 135 lbs. That may not seem like a lot, and it is not, but I am only 5’ tall. Ok I am just barely 5’ tall and that 135 swells up to 137 on some days. I was not always overweight. As a matter of fact I was pretty damn tiny most of my life. I started doing gymnastics at the age of 5 and was competing by the age of 7. I was a competitive gymnast for 11 years. I should have gone on to compete in college, but that is another story. I always ate what I wanted when I wanted. I even continued to eat like that long after I was no longer an athlete. It did not really catch up to me until my mid to late 20s.
Since I was an athlete I had about 2% body fat. (I know this because they checked our body fat and weight monthly at one of the gyms I competed for.) Therefore, I really could stand to have gained a few pounds. When I was 18 I weighed about 90 lbs. Over the next 10 years I went up to about 117-120 lbs, which was comfortable. It took another 10 years for me to get to where I am today. So if I continue on this path by the age of 48 I will be about 157 lbs. That is not good, especially since the older you get the harder it is for your body to deal with poor health. And that is what this is, poor health.
When I do exercise for more than a week, I instantly start to feel better. Even if the scale only moves by a pound or two, things start fitting better, my mind is clearer and I am generally happier. But here is the real problem. I EAT TOO MUCH!
Perfect example, just yesterday, I was really trying to eat healthy all day. Raw fruits and veggies, limiting the carbs, yada, yada, yada, yada. Then, everyone was in bed. I was finally alone and had nothing to do but kibitz on facebook, check e-mail and research the latest potty training techniques for my 3 yr. old. I logged off about 11:15 pm and take my laptop back to the kitchen to plug it into the charger for the evening. Before I know it I have polished off 3 bowls of Cherrios, 4 slices of deli cheese and 2 cheese sticks while watching “Watch What Happens, Live with Andy Cohen.”
The entire time I am eating I am thinking “What are you doing, you are NOT hungry! STEP AWAY FROM THE CHEESE! You will never lose any weight this way. What are you hiding from with this food...... OH Shut the F--- up! Who the F--- cares, what am I, in a fashion show? Who gives a shit how I look? This cheese is not gonna make one bit of difference in my waistline at this point.” This dialogue happens a lot. More often than I care to admit and can’t believe I am putting this out there like I am. But I have an eating problem. I eat when I am sad, angry, frustrated and stressed. I also eat when I am happy, bored, socializing, procrastinating, or don’t want to do laundry. I eat to make myself feel good. ‘How’s that workin’ out for ya? Shut your stupid mouth Dr. Phil!!’ (I also have an ongoing dialogue with stupid Dr. Phil in my head. Sorry you had to see that.)
I really like food. Carbohydrates are my drug of choice. If I could, I would eat an entire loaf of crusty Italian bread, with my large bowl of linguine, topped with gravy (that is tomato sauce for all you ‘medigans) and Locatelli cheese. My stomach is growling as I am typing. It is pitiful. I also like cheese. I also have a problem with eating cereal, bagels, soft pretzels and pizza. I do love to cook, probably because it gives me an excuse to eat. If I am doing all that work I might as well enjoy the fruits of my labor, right? So what is the solution? I know what the solution is, START EATING RIGHT! I know how to do that. I am educated enough to know what to incorporate into my diet to help me get the proper nutrients. I know I should not eat when I am not hungry, or eat late at night, or overindulge. I need to drink more water and limit my carbs. I have read all the books about only eating at the table with no TV or distractions, putting the fork down between each bite, drinking 2 glasses of water with your meal etc. I know all these things but it has not gotten me to DO them.
The only time I ever succeeded in watching what I ate, was when I had gall stones and had to wait a month to get them out. For that month I could not consume ANY fat what so ever. NONE, if I did not want to have another gall bladder attack. The fear of that pain coming back, was the only thing that kept me from eating what I wanted. I dropped 15 lbs. The only other time I lost weight was when I was physically sick with the worst stomach bug I had ever had, and when I suffered from panic attacks for over a week. Either time I could not keep anything in me. I also gave up iced tea (which I drank a LOT of) when I got kidney stones. I have not touched a glass since I was diagnosed 3 years ago. Again, to avoid pain, I changed my diet. So what does this tell me? The only will power I have is the will power to avoid pain? I guess, but what about exercising? I like it, once I get started, but there is always something that stops me from going and I fall right back into my comfy cozy rut. I wonder what stops me from exercising?.... hmmmm..... Oh, I know... ME!!!
So there are people starving all over the nation (and the world) and I am bitching because I eat too much! It’s inexcusable. I am sick of hearing myself talk about it. So any psycho-analysts out there? Wanna diagnose me then tell me the magic words that will make me change my diet, appreciate my food and make me take care of my body? Anyone.... Anyone.... Bueller....Bueller.....Bueller